Me and Jason were on the train today.
Jay: "We go to zoo?"
Me: "Not today, we're going to see grandpa."
Jay: "Zoo broken anyway."
Me: "Why is it broken?"...
Jay: "Penguins broke their own home, and went on the train."
Totally makes sense. We can't go to the zoo today because the penguins trashed the place, and escaped by taking the train.
Me: "I said to stop climbing on your brother!"
Jay: "No Mommy. Matty.. mine horsie!"
Jay: "No Mommy. Matty.. mine horsie!"
Me: "Oh my goodness Jay Jay, you have a wasp bite!"
Jason: "Wasp.. biiite? Wasp bite me? BUG ATTACKED ME!?"
Jason: "Wasp.. biiite? Wasp bite me? BUG ATTACKED ME!?"
