Tot: Jon, why you not wearing yours head phones?
Jon: Because I wanted to hang out and talk with you!
Tot: Oh... You should just put on your head phones.
From our outing today. My child is disgusting.
Jay: "Mommy! Can me step in that dog poop??"
Me: "No... Why would you even ask!?" 
Jay: "It's big an squishy. Looks like that dog had a LOT to eat."
So, Matthew tried to get his little brother in trouble. How?
He carved JASON into his own dresser.
It was hard to get mad... since Jason can't read or write.
So I pretend to 'scold' Jason, and he says "Dat was not me! Me don't do that!"
I say "Oh? What about the drawing of the fish on the wall? In marker!"
Jay: "Oh.... Yeah, dat one was me."
