Kids say the funniest things #12

The four year old is always trying to negotiate.

Jon: "So Jay, is there anything you would like me to do with you today?"
Jay: "Yeah! We go to the slurpee store and get a treat."
Jon: "Is that all I'm good for, treats?"
Jay: "How bout dis.. If me can't get kinder egg, me can get a toy!"

The kids are cleaning their room together.

The conversations they have.. Wtf?

Jay: "You have school tomorrow?"
Matt: "No, I don't have school for a long time."...
Jay: "You do! You can see yours girlfriend."
Matt: "....I don't have a girlfriend!"
Jay: "You don't have a girlfriend right now??"
Matt: "NO!"
Jay: "Aww, it's okay Matty. You get one soon."

Jay: "Me no like cleaning. Cleaning takes ALL DAY!"
Matt: "Yeah.. but it'll make Mommy happy. Plus we want to surprise Jon when he gets home from work!"
Jay: "We will mess his room! And hide in his bed!"
Matt: "....Not that kind of surprise, Jay."

Me: Jason.. It shouldn't take this long to wash your hands.
Jay: Me making my arms happy!