Kids say the funniest things #9 *Grandma Edition!*

Posts from Grandma.

Posts about my kids and the funny things they say, from my mom.

Matthew: "Talking to my ten year old grandson on the phone, they are on vacation in Vernon. His little brother was going around spanking them. He told me that Mommy was doing something so I said, "maybe she needs a spanking too." Matty says, "Oh Jon will probably do that, he's always touching Mommy's butt.""

Jason: "My little grandson messaged me to give me heck. He saw a black cat at Petland in Calgary and assumed I had abandoned Fonzie (my cat) there. He's not letting it slide, or forgiving me....he brings it up every time we talk...with a scowl in his voice. Then when he's done discussing it, he's back to normal conversation. He told me I did a mean thing. Lol."

Matthew: "While playing with his foam sword today, he tore it, so asked for another sword.  I told him to use some duct tape.  Magically, he knew right where it was.  I figured he'd keep busy looking for it for the rest of the day.  I rip off a big piece and he says, "you don't need that big a piece!"  I told him I did.  I started wrapping it around the foam sword and he says, "Oh, I see what you're doing, you're not only fixing it but that will give it some style too!""

Spring is coming!

The last two days have been so beautiful outside.

It was so nice, especially after a long week of -20 degrees weather here in Canada.

When it's that cold, we stay inside because Mommy can't drive!

I have to get on that this year, and get my drivers license.

Anyway..
We took advantage of this nice weather, and built a snowman yesterday.

Pictures from our day outside, yesterday.

It was so warm today, that the snowman melted quickly.
The kids weren't too upset, they laughed when they saw that his head had slid off.

Our poor headless snowman, today.

Squirrels ran around us as we played.

The sunshine was so warm and bright.
There were puddles of water everywhere.

Spring is on its way!

Interview with my 11 year old

1. What is something I always say to you?
Go clean your room.

2. What makes me happy?
Being around Jon.

3. What makes me sad?
When Jon is at work.

4. How do I make you laugh?
Tickling me.

5. What was I like as a child?
....I don't know.

6. How old am I?
28

7. How tall am I?
...Shorter than Jon!

8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Spend time with us, and play with Patchy.

9. What do I do when you're not around?
Miss me.

10. What am I really good at?
Being a mom.

11. What am I not very good at?
Lying.

12. What do I do for a job?
Look after us.

13. What is my favorite food?
Chinese food.

14. What do you enjoy doing with me?
Spending time with you. Going for walks.

Interview with my 4 year old

1. What is something I always say to you?
Do you want help me do laundry?

2. What makes me happy?
Me makes you happy.

3. What makes me sad?
Me don't know.

4. How do I make you laugh?
Tickling me.

5. What was I like as a child?
Huh?

6. How old am I?
Four!

7. How tall am I?
Um.. big... like 4?

8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Um.. Go out with me.

9. What do I do when you're not around?
You snuggle, and play vidyo games with Jon.

10. What am I really good at?
Making dinner.

11. What am I not very good at?
Um.. Not good at killing zombies.

12. What do I do for a job?
Play with Patchy.

13. What is my favorite food?
Chicken.

14. What do you enjoy doing with me?
Me like going out with you.

Kids say the funniest things #8

My four year old, Jason, loves to talk to his Grandma.
I give him my phone, to let him spam her on Facebook messenger..
But he has learned how to phone her, and does so whenever he pleases.
Here's a conversation from just the other day.
He's so funny.

Jason: Hi Gramma, me love you.
Jason: Gramma me miss you.
Grandma: Hi Jay, I love you a lot!...
Jason: You don't miss me?
Grandma: Yes, of course I miss you too. You will have to come sleep over one night at my house.
Jason: No. 
Grandma: What? Yeah, we'll go to the park, and we'll get ice cream. 
Jason: No, me not sleeping at your house.
Grandma: You know how you sleep over at your dads? Well you can come do that here too, you know. 
Jason: Me don't get ice cream at daddys.
Grandma: That's not the point.
Jason: You wanna talk to Mommy now?
Grandma: Why, do you want to text me some more?
Jason: Yah
Grandma: Ok, I love you AND I miss you.
Jason: Yah...me know.

Kids say the funniest things #7

Jason likes to say the most random things to Jon, to make him laugh.

It never makes sense, and I never know where he got the idea from..

The other night, he told me "Mommy.. Jon bought me a sheep. A REAL sheep!"

No reaction from Jon, so he yells "WHERE'S MY SHEEP, JON!?"

The other night, while Jason was playing cards with Jon.

Many random, funny moments! I couldn't stop laughing.

Jon is showing him a trick. He shuffles, and tells Jay "tell me when to stop"

Jay's like... "Tell yourself."

Then Jays like "Let me show YOU a trick!"

Jay just threw the cards all over the place.

I hear Jon say "Uh.. That's called 52 card pickup, I hate that trick."