Today, Jason (The four year old) told me "Mommy, I need to peeeeeeee!"
Now.. He's potty trained, so I said "So what would you like me to do?"
He says "Play yours video game... and say bad words."
Last week, I overheard this:
"Spider-Man would EAT Batman.
It's just what Spider-people do!"
-My four year old.
