When my oldest son was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said "A stayer at home-er-er who watches TVer-er."
Me: "Good morning baby!"
Tot: "Me not a baby!"
Me: "My big boy?"
Tot: "No! Not big!"
Me: "Then what are you?"
Tot: "A Jason."
I went outside to clean up the patio a bit.
Tot: "Why u look sad outside?"
Me: "Not sad, sweetie. I was just cold. I don't like the cold."
Tot: "Did u whine about it?"
*Tells toddler to count to 10*
"One, two, three, minion, five, six, seven, eight, nine.. minion?"
Close enough.
