Jays hammering on the bathroom door, telling Matty "Let me in! Now!"
He comes to me, sighs.. and says "Matty NEVER let's me take a dump!"
He comes to me, sighs.. and says "Matty NEVER let's me take a dump!"
Matty is teaching Jason the Whip Nae Nae. O.o
They have no idea I can hear them.
All I hear is:
They have no idea I can hear them.
All I hear is:
Matty: "Watch me whip, now watch me Nae nae."...
Jason: "I'm not whiiip, watching knee knee."
Jason: "I'm not whiiip, watching knee knee."
While at the playground:
Me and Matty yelled "The ground is lava! Ruuuun!"
Jason assumed that HE was the lava.. and chased us instead of getting to safety.
Jason assumed that HE was the lava.. and chased us instead of getting to safety.
Discussed my plans with Matty about how I would have a helicopter if I were to win the lottery.. I kind of just want one so I can say "GET TO THE CHOPPA". I'd land on skyscrapers, and bring a picnic. I'd make friends hang off the bar underneath as I fly, FYI I'm not responsible if you fall and get hurt. I told him how it would be hot pink, lime green and sparkly. He said "It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait.. Nope.. Just my incredibly wacky Mom.." and he gave me that look, as if I'm crazy.
