Toddler at 11pm: "Me want chocolate! You always let me!"
Me: "I do not!"
Toddler: "But you can!"
Me: "Hey get the pillow case off of your head!"
Tot: "Mommy.. I just wanna be myself!"
Tot: "You can have this after dinner, Matty."
*Steals his big brothers book, and goes to his room.*
He likes to think he's the boss, sometimes.
