Upon receiving a poop emoji stuffed toy from his grandmother, my toddler said "It's a poop! Like the one I made!"
Made his week.
While waiting in line at the drive thru, my oldest son (Matthew) was telling Jon what he would like for lunch. Fries.
The toddler leans over, puts his hand on Matthews lap and says "Matty, you will never get fries." with this creepy, serious look on his face..
...What?
While we were out for a drive.
Jason: "You see dat house?" *Points to a two million dollar home*
"I would yike to live there. You could buy it for me."
Why? It had a snowman lawn ornament.
