Monday, May 15, 2017

Kids say the funniest things #11

Jons asks Jay "Can you pass me the remote?"
Jay says "You can reach it, you're a big man!"
Jays brushing Jon's hair.
Jon asks how it looks, and Jay says "Good! You look like Nemo!"


Jay: "Let me hear your heart."
Matty: "No Jay, I'm reading."
Jay: "Just let me! ME NEED TO!"
Matty: "No!"
...
Little Jason somehow over powers Matthew.. Pins him down.. Then gently puts his head on Matty to listen to his heart beat.
Matty calls me for help, so I go rescue him.
Then I hear:

Jay: "It's OK Patchy, me just want to hear your heart."
I had to rescue her too. Poor cat.
What the hell is happening today..
Matty, handing Jay a tissue: "Here, this is for your SNOTTY attitude!"